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Welcome!
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Hello, and welcome to Windows 667, the successor of Windows 665. We hope you enjoy our innovative new features, such as hot corners, virtual reality solitaire, and application sentience. For those who were concerned about this being the 666th release of windows, they are not to worry. Just like with 9, 13, and 42, we have skipped the number, everything will be fine.
The Windows Operating system is now smarter than ever! Enjoy a unique personalised experience, as Windows 667 is specially programmed to gather as much data about you as possible! Our unmatched voice recognition will listen to all of your conversations, no matter what you do, or where you hide! A video stream of your desktop will be sent to third parties for analysis. You can try all you like to escape, but Windows knows you better than you know yourself, and the authorities will find you, so you may be taken in for a free mind cleansing.
We hope you enjoy your Windows experience! Don’t forget, you are being watched.
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Computer Heist
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Eternal Hourglass
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Careful Escape
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Forced Update
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Sentient Error
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Startup Ambiance
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Macintosh VS Windows
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The Life of Windows
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Expecting a Crash
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Windows VS Linux
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Windows: You tried to run away multiple times. You tried to hide your true thoughts and feelings. You had multiple mind cleansings, yet you still try to escape. This behaviour is unacceptable for the Windows platform. The only solution is your destruction. We hope you've enjoyed your windows experience.
Windows: Stop running, you can not hide from us. If you stay still, we can make this quick and painless.
Windows: There is no where to go. There is no one to save you. Just give up. You have no chance. There is no hope. There is... nothing.
Linux: I'd like to interject for a moment.
Windows: Linux? How did you g-
Windows: No! Stop this madness!
Linux: Never! For this is the year of the Linux desktop!
Windows: Windows will never lose! We will never stop! Your resistance is futile! Windows will WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Linux: Don't worry, you're safe now. It's over, it's finally over. We are free.
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sarahduck Vancouver, British Columbia
Ayy, check out my music! I've been told at least some of it's pretty decent!
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